4.10.2009

To my dear friends...

From the: Making-fun-of-me-again-department...



To all my dear friends who have ever hung out with me after a night at BW3's, or - you know what, to all my friends who have just hung out with me not in a public place...you all have had the honor, at one time or another, to smell what can really come out of a human being...

While it is hilarious to me - many of you hate it...haha - nonetheless, please, PLEASE, do not hate it as much as this guy

punched with a knife by farts...

4.09.2009

Shout out to all my LEFTIES!!!

So normally, I wouldn't post something like this - but at the same time, I am all about making fun of myself....

However, this one goes out to all my lefties out there who are stuck in a "right-hand-mans" world...

CLICK ME!!

LOL - I am totally cracking myself up right now

4.08.2009

Lots of stuff....

So, first and foremost - I got the nix from SCU...pretty bummed about that one. I am left with UD and a waitlist from UC....With those prospects, my guess is I'll end up forgoing law school at this point. Maybe I'll try again next year or something, but that stupid LSAT was not fun at all...

Anyway, the past few weeks have been krayzie...

2 weeks ago I was on a cruise - we stopped at 5 different places, most notably Cozumel Mexico - were the fiancée bought me a Tag Heuer F1 Watch! (That IS pimp - Superbad plug). We also went to Carlos and Charlie’s where said fiancée decided to drink Tequila -- haha 5 shots later, a blackout and a cab ride home and she was done in the room for the rest of the night!

I took way too many pictures, but here are two of them for your viewing pleasure:
The first one we are just at sea:
outatsea

The second one we are in Grand Cayman:
grand caymen

When I get some more up I will post them.
Anyway, I was finally able to use all my filters and my 2 different lenses...But I was able to learn a valuable lesson - my zoom lens is TERRIBLE!! I took it out w/ me to Labadee (Royal Caribbean's private slice of Haiti or something) and almost every one of those pictures did not turn out well...I was pretty upset...oh well - maybe its just time to save for that $1700 one I was looking at?? LOL

Anyway, week 1 concluded with heading to Georgia for Mr.Army's wedding where I was his best man. Savannah is such a beautiful city. No open container laws as well! Haha, seriously though, all kinds of fun bars, the shops are all unique, it is a very commuter town - while you can drive, most people were out walking around, riding their bikes or in 1 of the million trolley cars.

Mr.Army's wedding was a blast though - saw a bunch of people I have not seen in a long time, met a bunch of Mr.Army's army friends, as well as Mrs.Chef's friends and family. It was over WAY too fast - but all in all, a good weekend...that is, until the trip home....

PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IN THIS COUNTRY IS A FREAKING JOKE!!!!!!!!
Granted Savannah "International" is nothing to awe at - with its 1, that’s right, 1 terminal. However, you would think Dulles would be a little better? I guess Columbus "International" is only 1 step above Dayton - for you west coast people, thing Orange County "International". Anyway, the plane coming to pick us up in Georgia was late because it had to turn around or something stupid. So we missed our connecting flight to Dulles (in D.C) - by the way, we were in the airport in Savannah at 8am and arrived in DC at 1:30pm. We waited in line for an hour and didn’t move 1 step. We checked next available flights to Columbus - the next day at like 8am, or 5pm. So we call the airline and pitch a fit - they tell us to catch a cab to Reagan "International" - ok, 1 hour ride, $50 less money, and we get on a flight at 8pm. There was an earlier flight at 5 - now this is a fun side story.

Side Story: We were there with one of Mrs.Chef's bridesmaids. Same flights, same everything. She was flying solo and was able to get on the 5pm flight. We got on the 8pm flight. Well, we decide 'what the hell', lets try to get on standby for the 5pm flight...WE DID!! 2 people had not yet checked in, were golden...and so excited - cause, by the way, we were supposed to be home at 2pm....So the flight rep. gave the task of giving us the new tickets to the newbie...This guy was hired probably 15 minutes earlier AND had never worked a computer his in effing life!! He took SO long, that the other 2 people showed up....WHAT THE ?@#$@#$#@

Back to the regular story...Finally we were able to get home AFTER a tornado ripped through Ohio....ahh, 12am....AWESOME....

I am moving to Japan, where being like 15 seconds after arrival/departure time is considered "late"...